I feel that way - sometimes.
But I also have other thoughts, bad thoughts.
Lately as I watch Garrett sleeping I start to think of ways to torture him. I feel a Grinch sort of smile cross my face as I stand in the darkness over his bed. My biggest challenge in carrying out my dastardly deed is to not laugh out loud and wake him up.
Garrett sucks his thumb. I cannot stand this. It awakens every control freak tendency in my body and I just can't resist.
So I sneak into his room at night and apply "No Suck" nail polish to his thumbs. I have such a hard time applying it because I am giggling so hard. Just imagining him sucking that thumb and then wondering what is going on with that taste....It gets me every time.
Am I bad or what?
2 comments:
Glenn threatened to use that stuff on Chris back in Ladera BUT I used the sock method... happy to say it worked. Now Emma has the thumb sucking disease and he is threatening once again...
You should all be grateful you weren't thumb suckers.
When Ted was little, Jay & I put alum on his pacifer!!
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